Stole this from fellow deviant ~Essteka

Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions.

One of my favorite fandoms: Kung Fu Panda

1. Po
2. Tigress
3. Shifu
4. Tai Lung
5. Mantis
6. Crane
7. Monkey
8. Mei Ling
9. Oogway
10. Ping
11. Viper
12. Commander Vachir
(This is the trouble with the fandom; there's not a lot of major characters.)

1. Have you ever read a Six (Crane)/Eleven (Viper) fic? Do you want to?
I've read a few.

2. Do you think Four (Tai Lung) is hot? How hot?
Umm..... well, I..... WAIT A SECOND! Are you IMPLYING something?!?!

3. What would happen if Twelve (Vachir) got Eight (Mei Ling) pregnant?
Umm..... beats me.

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine (Oogway)?
Well, I have seen a few fics featuring Oogway, by fellow deviant,

5. Would Two (Tigress) and Six (Crane) make a good couple?
That truly depends how it's done, really. It could work, but I dunno about the rest.

6. Five (Mantis)/Nine (Oogway) or Five (Mantis)/Ten (Ping)? Why?
Are you outta your -in' mind?! Neither one could work!

7. What would happen if Seven (Monkey) walked in on Two (Tigress) and Twelve (Commander Vachir) having sex?
I can tell you one thing: he'd totally be weirded out.

8. Make up a summary for a Three (Shifu)/Ten (Ping) fic.
Beg pardon?


9. Is there any such thing as One(Po)/Eight (Mei Ling) fluff?
I dunno, but a lot of people prefer Po with either Tigress, Viper and/or Tai Lung (Yes, there are a few Po/Tai Lung fics out there. I kinda read a Po/Tai Lung story- which featured them doing "it"- on here and fanfiction.net each. ), and Mei Ling with Crane or Tai Lung.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Monkey)/Twelve (Commander Vachir) hurt/comfort fic.
This sounds much stranger than a Shifu/Ping fic.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Tai Lung) to deflower One (Po)?
Well, that'd be easy. ^_^ Tai Lung would lay out a trap for Po to extract his revenge. He then lures Po into a trap, and.... er...... you get the idea. Right?

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Shifu) het?
What is this "het" you speak of?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Viper)?
Maybe or , but if I asked them to.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Tigress)/Four (Tai Lung)/Five (Mantis)?
Um..... no offense, but I don't see that happening anytime soon from me or anyone else.

16. What might Ten (Ping) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh, happy day!"

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Mei Ling), which song would you choose?
Depends which song goes with her best.

18. If you wrote a One (Po)/Six (Crane)/Twelve (Commander Vachir) fic, what would the warnings be?
EEEWWW!!!! Are you kidding me?! Who said I would even do that?! DX

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Ping) to use on Two (Tigress)?
I'm sorry, but that's not gonna happen anytime soon.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Mantis)?


21. What is Six's super-secret kink (Crane)?
That's easy. His confidence. .

22. Would Eleven (Viper) shag Nine (Oogway)? Drunk or sober?
You're kidding, right?

23. If Three (Shifu) and Seven (Monkey) get together, who tops?
Dude, I don't even WANT to imagine that.

24. “One (Po) and Seven (Monkey) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Oogway) suddenly runs off with Four (Tai Lung). One (Po), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Viper) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Commander Vachir), then follows the wise advice of Five (Mantis) and finds true love with Three (Shifu)."
Umm..... what?

25. How would you feel if Seven (Monkey)/Eight (Mei Ling) was canon?
I think I'd have mixed feelings, really.